The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 26, 2021
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KK: did you know that cigarets butts make up 30 % of all litter? Dex: Not one of this e butts was ever a piggy smalls!! Dex: Smokers of piggy smalls can redeem their butts for fabulous prizes from this catalog!! KK: 500 butts earns you an iron lung, Dex: 20 butts gets you yellow teeth!!
I started rolling my own when it hit $2/pack. I empty the butt back into the pouch so the waste is less than a square inch of thin paper that wads to about bb size. Yes I know it’s less than healthy to shove burning weeds in my face. It’s a mild tranc. The prescription ones would kill my liver anyway & I’d rather kill that with rotted grapes or barley & hops.