The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 12, 2021
Dex: A college hostess is trying to get my son to go to her school!! KK: Can you believe a university sent a nubile young co-ed to entice my kid into signing a commitment letter?! KK: Really? KK: Thats totally illegal! You should report her ASAP!! Dex: Oh yeah!! I'll make that call real soon!!