The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 28, 2023
Transcript:
THE OTHER 1% The chief sent me to answer questions regarding your safety during Halloween night!! How can we stop wall street protestors from showing up with trick or treaters?!! COP: Stop whining about taxes and stop paying CEOs 400 times the average worker!! WHAT?!! COP: Just joking!! you can shoot em if you want!!
Sadly, too close to real to be funny.