The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 05, 2024
November 04, 2024
November 06, 2024
Transcript:
Gunther: Dya wanna know why that Jack and the beanstalk movie didnt do so well? It wasnt realistic enough!! KK: Pfft NAh...hear me out, bra!! I dont make a lot of money...but I make a lotta sense!! wahts the one thing youre gonna want that'll truly tick off a ginat? GO!! GO!! GO!! argh! GO!! Go! His last volkswagen sized piece of bacon!! exacta mundo!!
I saw that movie, realizing they felt they had to squeeze the beanstock in because Americans always think Jack the Giant Killer is just another name for Jack and the Beanstock, rather than a completely different story with a completely different Jack. But they never did Jack the Giant Killer at all! It was an enjoyable enough movie of its kind, but why did they call it Jack the Giant Slayer?