Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 1998

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tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pak comix willie wealthy i'm the rich kid with a heart of gold! when you're done with your gold coin bath, could i have one coin, sir? ha-ha. no. soldier stan stan, a soldier doesn't hold a drink like that! and stop being gay!! oh, that boy! mr. shuster, wanna hold my penny? whatever do you mean, little boy? my dad says you're a penny-pinching alcoholic he hopes will rot in hell! only the pause panels that go before the wry punchline panles selfish gene gene! go get help! no. why not?! it would not enhance my differential reproductive success. on the 40th anniversary of "marital mirth" the immensely popular cartoon starring the lovable grumbles, here's a trip down memory lane! 1950s "when making love, my wife likes to talk to me -- but i told her to stop calling me at work." 1960s "my wife said she wanted to make love in our car friday night -- so she asked if she could borrow it." 1970s "my wife likes to love in the kitchen -- as long as I'm in the living room." 1980s "my wife enjoys making love under certain circumstances -- among them, my absence."