Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 21, 2004

Transcript:

God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent powers! This week: Quantum Heroics God-man is relaxing over a game of yahtzee with Albert Einstein when... Albert: Come on, five... Yes!! Large straight! God: Excuse me, Al. I sense trouble on Maple Avenue! What's wrong, Mrs. Huber? Huber: God-Man! Walt isn't back from his Elks club meeting yet! I'm getting worried. Maybe he's just running late and couldn't call -- but maybe he's been in an accident! God-Man asserts his God-Power over every atom in the universe... And then he is done. Huber: So... That's it? Walt is on his way home? God: Probably. Huber: Probably? You can't do any better than that? God: It's complicated, Mrs. Huber. Good luck! Huber: Good luck?! You're God-Man! God: ...She just didn't get that omnipotence only goes so far! Aw, cheese-n-crackers! What's a guy gotta do to roll a six around here?!