Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 25, 2004
Transcript:
New Merchandise for the Fall -- Dinkle the Unlovable Loser! He's such a loser... He's not even lovable! Dinkle: *Sigh* nothing ever goes right for me. I killed a prostitute in Honduras... ...After I paid her pimp. I <3 pets Prosecution of acts of cruelty against them is rare! By mistake, I mailed my NAMBLA application to MBNA... ...And I ended up with a 9.9% APR credit card. Dinkle: What are you staring at? Yeah, that probably is urine. What's that got to do with selling me firearms? Kiss the Methamphetamine Cook Dinkle on the road
this Dinkle is somehow far more likeable than the one from the Batiukverse