Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 04, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales JUDE LAW in "But Jude Law Wasn't Even IN A Movie Last Year..." Hollywood News OSCAR! Jude Law: I've just GOT to get an Oscar TM this year! OSCAR Deliveries Man: These go backstage... Jude Law: Hm... Man: These go to the Oscar TM Roo...HEY! You're JUDE LAW! Man: And STAY away! Man: Aha! TECHNICAL OSCARS TM CEREMONY Man: Keep the line moving, people. Jude Law: I'm a ...er...gaffer! Woman: I'm a makeup artist, and I can tell -- that's JUDE LAW! Man: And STAY away! Oscar Envelo Jude Law: Say... Jude Law: THIS can't fail! OSCAR TM NIGHT! Woman: And the winner for Best Picture is...Jude Law? Jude Law: Thanks. Man: And STAY away! Jude Law: NOW I've got it! Jude Law: ...I won this Oscar TM for "Closer" -- and I made it myself out of coffee grounds. Dog: ? The End