Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 28, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Regular Guy Model Man: Hmm...I'd love to have a salad... Man: But I have a shoot tomorrow. I'd better have a bacon cheeseburger. Weber $69.99 One-Touch Charcoal Grill 83 Fun Facts For The Obsessive-Compulsive The stairway to the top of the Washington Monument has 897 STEPS! But don't panic!! If you TRIPLE-STEP each step, the number of times you'll have stepped WILL be divisible by 9. Dead and Dying Artforms This week: COMICS Man: Hey, kids! This is a comic! Man: Nope, doesn't MOVE! There's no JOYSTICK! You have to READ! Man: But it's enri...HEY!! WHERE'RE YA GOIN'?! Next Week: Glass Blowing Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. Don Quixote de la Mancha Don: Unhand that maiden...! ¡BONQUE! Man: Get with the program, dude. Honor is so old-fashioned...It's 1605, not 1550! James Poult Bird: Today...more anti-American rioting, murder, and cannibalism... ...at the NEW YORK TIMES! Man: Hey! "Cannibal" is offensive! We're "human-eating-Americans"! Comics Designed To Fit Vertical Spaces ZOO "Thanks for meeting me at the zoo. By the way, I'm on a low-carb diet...I only eat carbs in the basement!"