Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 14, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Obama Vs. McCain We've seen this played out many times before... HIP BLACK GUY vs. CRANKY OLD WHITE GUY Lionel Jefferson and Archie Bunker John: Barack, you know I'm not prejudiced against youse people! Barack: That's right, Mr. McCain! When you voted again' the M.L.K. holiday, you did it for OUR OWN GOOD! Men In Black Barack: Agent J, can't the U.S. have a humane immigration policy? John: Not until we secure our borders, slick! ZAP American Idol Barack: Yo, universal health care! You banged that out, dawg! America loves you! John: Frankly, I found you SAPPY and WHINEY! Your act belongs on a CRUISE LINE! Bill Clinton and Bob Dole Barack: This new G.I. bill is right for America! John: Don't lecture John McCain about military service, whippersnapper!