Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 01, 2012
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling George: Thanks for comin' to...HONEST GEORGE'S CAR LOT! Our customers keep comin' back! George: Now, I know you weren't happy with this little number, but that was an honest mistake on my part. I mean, what do I know about that stuff? CALIFORNIA ENERGY CRISIS IS THE RESULT OF "SUPPLY AND DEMAND" George: And, yes, you came back a little hot under the collar after I sold you these two babies. ENRON BANKRUPTCY SHOWS "THE GENIUS OF CAPITALISM" TOUGH CORPORATE CRIME AND ACCOUNTING REFORMS ARE COMING George: But, God bless ya, you let me sell you these coupla beauts! And I know they turned out to be lemons... ...but, hey, I STILL believe in 'em. BUDGET SURPLUSES NEXT 5 YEARS TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH WILL SPUR GROWTH George: And you gave me the benefit of the doubt, bless your soul, and bought these! And I have to admit I fibbed a bit on one or two of 'em. NO CHILD UNITER NOT A DIVIDER COMPASSIONATE CON ENVIRONMENTALISM EDUCATION PRESIDENT George: But cross my heart -- ya GOTTA trust me on THIS one! It's a killer! And it won't give you a BIT of trouble! And you don't have to pay now -- you can play LATER! IRAQ WAR
Naaahhh; I’m still waiting for the one that burns “clean” coal! Yum!