Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 21, 2013
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: Quantum Heroics God-Man is relaxing over a game of YAHTZEE with Albert Einstein when... Einstein: Come on, FIVE...YES!! Large straight! God-Man: Excuse me, Al. I sense trouble on Maple Avenue! God-Man: What's wrong, Mrs. Huber? Mrs. Huber: God-Man! Walt isn't back from his Elks Club Meeting yet! I'm getting worried. Mrs. Huber: Maybe he's just running late and couldn't call -- but maybe he's been in an accident! God-Man asserts his God-Power over every atom in the universe... And then he is done. Mrs. Huber: So...that's it? Walt IS on his way home? God-Man: Probably. Mrs. Huber: PROBABLY? You can't do any better than THAT? God-Man: It's complicated, Mrs. Huber. Good luck! Mrs. Huber: Good LUCK?! You're God-Man! God-Man: ...she just didn't GET that omnipotence only goes so far! Aw, cheese-n-crackers! What's a guy gotta do to roll a SIX around here?!
this strip goes a little to far down the road to blasphemy