Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 29, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Birchard, The Very, Very Large Dog Man: Yes, I'm so sorry, and we'll pay for the damage! Woman: What did Birchard do this time? Man: His gravitational field pulled Earth out of its orbit! Woman: Oh, Birchard! The Adventures of Woman-Man Woman: The Puzzler stole the Cape Diamond! Woman: Who could defeat the Puzzler? Woman: Why, Jay! You've dressed up as a woman! How will THAT help? Jay: It won't! I just like it. DON'T JUDGE ME! Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser SIGH How am I supposed to go door-to-door announcing my sex offender status... If I have to wear this house-arrest ankle bracelet for my meth distribution conviction? Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: My name is Percival Dunwoody. I have come from the past! Woman: By "past", do you mean that you were here last night for dinner? Man: And fell asleep on our couch? Percival: Yes! And I am now hungry for breakfast. Phil Collins Voice: Look! It's rock superstar Phil Collins! Voice #2: Shriek! Voice: Shriek! Voice #2: He must have gone this way! Phil Collins: Whew! This Steve Winwood mask always comes in handy. Rainy Day Activities How to Draw Doug 1 - Wait until 70 years after the death of Doug's creator. Doug's Creator 2 - In that time, lobby Congress against extending the term of copyright protection. 3 - Receive a cease and desist letter from the estate of Doug's Creator's lawyer. 4 - Apply to court for declaratory judgment of Doug's public domain status.... Continued...