Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 08, 2013

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enjoy this classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug 1991 ruben bolling dist. by quaternary features harvey richards lawyer for children harvey: eeway eakspay igpay atinlay. jurist for juveniles boy: so, paul is this total gunkhead who's trying to get into our club! how can i keep him out?! harvey: perhaps i should be there when the vote is taken, joey. later... oop: i hope no one minds if mr. richards sits in on this club meeting. boy: as you know, paul here has asked to join our club... harvey: ahem... before you vote, perfaps it's in the best interests of the club that i ask him some questions. paul, would you mind looking at your fingernails. paul: sure... harvey: hmm... you fellows don't allow girls in your club, do you? boy 2: no! harvey: then i'd suggest you deny paul's application! he is a girl!! paul: am not! harvey: by the accepted legal definition, he certainly is! girls look at their fingernails that way! boys do this! boy 3: he's right! boy 2: yeah! boy: good job, richards! oop: oo! paul's a girl! i am not! sob harvey: just remember -- i charge double for these tree house meetings!