Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 20, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tome the dancing bug - vintage 2007 Charley the astralopithcine the only comic strip that features and extinct ape-like ancestor of humanity from the Pliocene Epoch Charley has decided to enter a house of worship, To- nite Pancake supper 530 - 730 Charley: Only a place this fancy could get away with serving breakfast for dinner! He enjoys a hearty Repast Charley: This god guy you keep thanking -- is he in the kitchen? Because this batches seriously under cooked! The conversation turns theological... Charley: Then how do you explain the fact that every time I smear squirrel blood on the bg rock , it rains within two weeks? And Charley begins to see the light. Whoa...Theyre right -- this book does have a ton of words! But the other religions are discussed.... They believe in what? but it says right in here ,,,,why those animals! Charley gets a bit overzealous, Charley: lets get'ed! who's with me? CRASH! charley: actually, if their god makes better pancakes Im totally switching sides!
By far the best predictor of what brand of religion you adhere to is the one your parents adhered to. That alone tells you everything you believe is indoctrination.