Tom Toles for October 24, 1997
Transcript:
Woman: The students sit quietly and none of them ask disruptive question. I think we can cut the school budget again. Man: My girlfriend doen't mind being thought of as a sexual object because that is what she is. TV: I sold my vote for campaign cash to buy this commercial and you're not even listening, are you? The heck with it. I vote my conscience from now on. Toles: But only until they find a way to elect the guy in the chair. Scientist have now figured out a way to make headless human clones for organ harvesting. Ethicists worry about the problems. Problems? This solves most of the problems.