Tom Toles for March 15, 1999
Transcript:
Toles: Expect that knock on your door when they come to take your house. Dear Sweepstakes Almost a winner, Any reasonable person can figure out that buying things from us doesn't help your chances of winning. But get this: You don't have to be a resonable person to play! And that's why we've selected you to be the lucky recipient of 283 mailings this year alone! And the more you buy, the less reasonable you are! So act now! Before somebody even less reasonable than you gets your prize!