Tom Toles for June 14, 2000
Transcript:
Men: Fire! Let's not panic! Our super secret nuclear files! Don't worry! They're in a fireproof safe for just this situation! That's good! But what if somebody need them during the fire?? huh?? Like who?? I don't know, fireman! or hostile foreign powers. You're right! I'll get the files out of the safe!! They're gone! They've been stolen! Maybe not! If we're lucky they just burned up!