Tom Toles for April 26, 2001
Transcript:
Man: I'll trade these magic beans for your cow. Boy: This is the cow I've known and loved. Man: Think about a wonderful magic beanstalk. Boy: Do people ever fall off this beanstalk. Man: Think about a magic goose that lays golden eggs. Boy: Doesn't it belong to a giant corporation that will grind my bones to make its bread! Man: Let me say 'magic' cow one more time.