Tom Toles for October 11, 2001
Transcript:
Osama Bin Laden: Hey there, everybody! Osama Bin Laden here, with my great big microphone to host my all-new local access TV show! Voice: who does God hate? Osama Bin Laden: Each week I'll be here on our special stone-age-style set to tell you what God thinks. Osama Bin Laden: We invited God Himself to be a guest, but we didn't hear from Him, so I guess that means He wants us to speak for Him! Osama Bin Laden: I dressed up in my camouflage shirt for the show so you wouldn't be able to see me! Ha ha! But enough of levity. Osama Bin Laden: The envelope, please. And the winner of this week's 'Who Does God Hate?' citation is...Osama Bin Laden: A mirror! Whoa! Those dastardly Americans have made a little surprise attack of their own! Cancellation pending