Tom Toles for July 11, 2002
Transcript:
Lawyer: Why can't I see my client? Uncle Sam: Because he's an 'enemy combatant.' Lawyer: Why do you call him that? Uncle Sam: Because he is working with the enemy. Lawyer: But he's an American citizen. Uncle Sam: Okay, fine then, go see him. Lawyer: My client says that... Uncle Sam: I can't listen to you. Lawyer: Why not? Uncle Sam: Because now you're an enemy combatant. Character: You have the right to remain bewildered.