Tom Toles for August 28, 2002
Transcript:
Grand Inquisitor John Ashcroft: How do you plead? Man: What am I charged with? Ascroft: We'll tell you after the verdict. Man: Where is my lawyer? Ashcroft: You don't get a lawyer. Man: Where is my famiy? Ashcroft: No co-conspirators allowed in the courtroom. Man: Where is the press? Ashcroft: No squealers, either. Now you have anything further to say to the court? Guilty! For that thought you just had. I've seen it before.