Tom Toles for January 22, 2003
Transcript:
Presidential aide: We have information that Saddam is leaving Iraq in voluntary exile! He's headed for Syria or Egypt. No, wait, Spain. No, France. No, Canada. No, New York! Wait! Washington! He's in the building! Coming down the west wing corridor! Saddam Hussein: Actually, I'm a decoy with Saddam's satellite phone. Saddam is in fact marching on Kuwait. George W. Bush: Check inside that phone for nuclear weapons.