Tom Toles for November 30, 2003
Transcript:
Man: I'm here to debunk all the global warming science. Man 2: Excellent! Man: I'm not a climate scientist but I play one on TV. Man 2: Too much candor. Man: Um... this lab coat is too big because it isn't really mine. They gave it to me to wear. Man 2: Don't tell them that! Man: It... uh... covers the energy companies' cash bulging in my pockets. Man 2: No! Man: But you said I don't have to convince scientists, only journalists, and they're really easy. Man 2: You have to play the game! Man: Is it getting warm in here or is it just me? Man 2: Never let them see you sweat! Now we need a scientist who'll say it's not sweat.