Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 20, 2015
Mrs. MacIntosh: Gordon, lose the hat. Gordon: It's part of the hall monitor's uniform. Mrs. MacIntosh: Hat's off! NOW Gordon: Julia, Julia, it's oh-kay. I've made "arrangements" with the principal. Mrs. MacIntosh: You can't call me Julia. Gordon: Why not? Mrs. MacIntosh: For starters it's not my name Gordon: Weeks of espionage, wasted!