Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 01, 2016
Amelia: So where is this snake? Wallace: We should move it Amelia: Cool Spud: Let's flush it and get back to recess. Wallace: We can't do that! Besides... I've named him colonel Simon Balowski and now I'm attached. Amelia: All of a sudden it's a "him?" Spud: It's in the boy's bathroom.