Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 05, 2016
Transcript:
Wallace: Fine! I'll pick up the snake! Spud: And then immediately flush it down the toilet. Wallace: We are not flushing the colonel. Spud: Wallace!! It's a slithery rope of death!! Wallace: Amelia, can you back me up? Amelia: You guys have showers in here?
Well…I suppose “shower” would be how the urinal sees it…
Personally, my favorite line is “We are NOT flushing the Colonel!” Take it out of context, and it sounds twice as absurd.