Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 11, 2016
Wallace: Mom, I'm goin' to Mulroy's Pub. Mrs. McClellan: Mulroy's Pub is for grown-ups. Wallace: Mom! Mrs. Mulroy just got a 1988 Williams, I repeat, Williams double level fun house pinball machine. Mrs. McClellan: You're not going to the pub. Mr. McClellan: I can chaperone.