Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 21, 2016
Amelia: So, what does this dinky lava lamp do? Wallace: It's amazing. Imagine two super charged galaxies colliding creating a light show so sureal, its matched only by the brilliance of cosmos! All confined in your living room. Spud: Thing must really pop when you plug it in.
I’ve always wanted to have one of those things. Maybe I’ll find one in a box of free junk.