Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 01, 2002

Transcript:

Man: Are pets welcome here? Sir Rodney: You bet they are People find them very tasty Man: There's something wrong with our cat, Maynard. Psychic: What seems to be the problem? Man: Well, he's lost his appetite Woman: He has no energy Psychic: Maynard's needs are very simple...he wants a warm, dry place to sleep... More variety and flavor in his diet...but most of all...he like to be left alone Man: Let's hope he likes her