Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 15, 2002
Transcript:
Lackey: The peasants are assembled below King: Below what? Lackey: Below the neck Gwen: How do the peasants respond to the King's speeches? Sir Rodney: Wonderfully! Gwen: That's so sad. Sir Rodney: What's so sad? Gwen: They hate him-yet they respond wonderfully? Sir Rodney: Well, there's wonderful and then there's wonderful Gwen: What does that mean? Sir Rodney: Last month alone, we netted over two tons of vegetables.