Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2002
Transcript:
King: Gosh, there goes mom! ...and it's only three days till Christmas. I hope she remembered to get me something King: What's this? Lackey: A list of people who expect a Christmas gift from you, sire. King: Hmm...Doorman, maid, guards, staff...hey, what's this? Lackey: What sire? King: I don't see your name on here Lackey Lackey: It's okay sire King: What do you mean it's okay? Lackey: I'm still nursing the slap on the back from last year.