Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 13, 2003
Transcript:
King: Where's the wizard? Potion: Your guess is as good as mine King: I think I've just been insulted by a puff of smoke What are you doing up here? Wizard: Scanning the heavens King: looking for anything special? Wizard: A black hole King: that's the dumbest thing I ever heard! Wizard: Whatta ya mean? King: THat's like looking for coal in a coal mine without a... Wizard: Without a what?