Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2003
October 18, 2003
October 20, 2003
Transcript:
King: How many guys can I count on to back me in this election? Lackey: You want the long or the short list? King oh, just give me the short one Lackey: Okay...let's see...that would be your supporters A reporter from some rag wants an interview King: Tell him to drop dead Lackey: Not to wise, sire, they could say snippy things about you, and... King: Yeah, I know..go ahead...send him in Reporter: Mornin' sire- King: Me first What's your paper's political slant? Reporter: Moderate King: What's that mean? Reporter: They would like to see you boiled in something but not necessarily oil.
