Wondermark by David Malki for August 24, 2016
...and so once you write that letter of apology to Mrs. Crabtree, your chores will be done and you will have paid off the repairs. Consider yourself lucky to have gotten off so easy. Oh, yes, absolutely! Dear Mrs. Crabtree, I'm sorry for spilling ink on your new desk. I sold a kidney to pay for the refinishing, because hey, I've got two, right?