Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for January 16, 2009
Transcript:
Rita says, "I've decided that the best way for me to meet Stephen Colbert is to go to his show. Spend whatever you need to score me tickets for a front row seat." Dana says, "Ah?Rita, tickets to that show are free." Rita says, "Never mind then. If he's not worth paying to see, he's certainly not worth my affection"