Fish 1: You forgot our anniversary!
Fish 2: Who are you?
It's hard being in a relationship with a goldfish
You are so wrong about fish, and you do a disservice to your readers by perpetuating an old myth that has been disproven by scientific studies over the past decade. In fact, among other fine attributes that fish share with other beings, they have long memories. I suggest you read about fish at http://www.fishfeel.org. In addition, ethologist Jonathan Balcombe is currently writing a book about fishes. He says “There’s some great science on fish cognition that is now coming out, showing that fishes have complex social lives with Machiavellian dynamics.” (http://responsibleeatingandliving.com/favorites/jonathan-balcombe-animals-inner-lives/) and http://www.animalmosaic.org/sentience/inspiration/video/default.aspx?oage=1&sentiencetopic=&globalissue=&date=&video=tcm:46-37290
Wulff & Morgenthaler