Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 03, 1982
Transcript:
Man: Welcome back, everyone, and good news! We've finally laid our hands on a smoking-Sandinista, and this time, he's the genuine article! He's a full colonel in the Nicaraguan army, trained in both Bulgaria and Cuba! Ernesto Lugo was captured in a firefight near San Vicente. He says his mission in El Salvador was to coordinate arms shipments. I'm sure he'll want to fill you in on the details, Ernesto? Please god, let this guy be legit... Ernesto: Thank you. First of all, let me assure you that I didn in fact say everything this man says I did... Man: See! I told you, I told, you! Ernesto: ...But only after I had been personally tortured by Alexander Haig.