Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 04, 1982
Transcript:
Mark: Coming up, campers, the Sunday funnies! Okay, it starts with General Half-Track leering at his secretary again... TV: And now, a few minutes with Andy Rooney...ever wonder about paper clips? Don't they get on your nerves sometimes? They sure get on mine, especially the way they clutter up my desk. And how about toothpaste tubes? I can never find the cap. Wouldn't you like to meet the guy who invented them? Sometimes they're just more trouble than they're worth! And what about shoelaces? They're always breaking. And don't milk cartons drive you crazy every time you try to open one? Why do they always have to make things so complicated? It's getting so I can't tell which is more annoying - paper clips, toothpaste tubes, shoelaces, or milk cartons. Nuclear war. That's another thing that bugs me...