Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 24, 2002
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?Hello, Princeton admissions office? Future alumna Gabby MacFarlane calling to update you about my life.? ?Should I start with the clubs at school I recently joined?? ?No thank you! First of all, you are ten years too early?? ?And second of all, Ivy League schools only care about S.A.T.s and G.P.A.s!? ?Oops!? ?I KNEW it!?