Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 25, 2002
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?Hello, Princeton admissions office? Gabby MacFarlane calling. Say, did you get those 8X10 glossies I sent?? ?One is of me and one is of another brunette beauty, Princeton graduate BROOKE SHIELDS. I thought maybe you?d be impressed by the physical similarities.? ?Now, I realize my eyebrows aren?t as heavy, but you?ll notice we have the same basic bone struct? Hello?..?