Ted Rall for January 01, 2004
Transcript:
They're America's pre-first line of defense! The pre-emption squad. Centertown, 3:15 P.M. Agent-psychic mystics max Carlton and Gina Suede cruise the west side in search of wannabe criminals. (Man 1: That dude gives me a funny feeling.) (Woman: Forget him- he's one of ours.) Suddenly- (Man 1: You shot me?!?) (Woman: I had to act pre-emptively before you attacked me first.) (Man 1: Oh.) The pre-emption squad stops crime before it's committed! (Man 1: Of course I had a gun you gave it to me.) (Woman: I'll take you both in just to be safe.) (Man 2: Let that man go- he hasn't done anything!)