Ted Rall for January 03, 2004
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They're attractive... they're hot... they're dead! America is all agog over Murder Mystery Misses! Who wouldn't obsess over Chandra? Sexy intern possibly killed by an evil politician... she was like Monica Lewinsky if Clinton had gone psycho! Laci, of course, made us forget all about Chandra. Sexy, dead and pregnant- she deserved justice! (Man: Scott's innocent until proven guilty- and he deserves death!) Until dru, Laci was our favorite missing miss. But dru was hotter, blonder and still M.I.A. (Man 2: I joined the search to find her alive so I can ask her out on a date!) Who'll be the next victim to deserve national media coverage and a serious police investigation? (Man 3: Your missing husband is black. Fill out a form if you want.) It could be anyone- as long as they're white, upper-class, female and sexy! (Man 4: Somewhere out there, a 19 year-old-Sweedish playboy bunny needs your help!!)