Ted Rall for April 30, 2005
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"Coulter" To the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks. She barked out at me and she told me to vote I asked her for whom and she said (Neocon Republicans!!!) Oh my coulter co-co-co-co-coulter. Well I'm not dumb but I don't understand why she talks like a rad-lib and votes like a rep. (Conservatism is all about deficit spending! And wars of liberation! And telling us who to have sex with!) co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-coulter. Dems will be cons and reps will be libs it's a mixed up maxed out hateful world except for coulter co-co-co-co-coulter. Well I never registered to vote before and I'd never read the weekly standard before but Coulter smirked and grabbed me by the glands and said Buh is gonna send you to Iran. Well I'm not the most well-informed man but I watch Fox News and that makes me a man and so is coulter co-co-co-co-coulter co-co-co-co-coulter.