9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 17, 2001
Transcript:
A teacher tells the headmistress: "Somebody has defaced my new student-input box, and I only just set it up in the hallway." The teacher says: "They scrawled 'Pandora's Suggestion Box' on the front with an indelible marker." The headmistress asks: "Does that mean you're going to get rid of it?" The teacher says: "I refuse to let a little vandalism deter me!" The headmistress throws away her marker with disappointment.