9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2001
Transcript:
The teacher holds a sheet of paper and says to the headmistress: "Look, we already got a suggestion in my new student-input box." The headmistress reads: "'Flame retardant wimples'?" Edda sits outside the headmistress' office and says: "Every time anybody around here has a good idea, I get blamed for it."