9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 28, 2009
Transcript:
Juliette says, "Mother…what happened?! They said you collapsed!" Gran says, "'Collapsed.' What kind of diagnosis is that?! I was in the market, and the next think I knew I was sitting on the floor." Gran says, "Then they rushed me here, asking me a million stupid question and giving me oxygen..." Gran says, "...And do you know how much they charge for oxygen?!" Woman says, "Is she all right?" Woman says, "She may need oxygen." Gran says, "...And the doctors don't even know who you are..."