9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 29, 2009
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Woman says, "Hi, Edna! I'm Linda, your day nurse. How are we feeling today, Edna?" Gran says, "Excuse me, have we met?" Woman says, "Um……no." Gran says, "Tell you what…you stop calling me Edna, and address me as Mrs. O'Malley. In return, I will not garrote you with your sphygmomanometer." Doctor says, "It this Mrs. O'malley?" Woman says, "Yes, doctor.....but before you go in, she likes to be called Edna."