9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 20, 2012
October 19, 2012
October 21, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: On the record, you have claimed to be from another planet in another star system. don't you think that would disqualify you to run for president? Thorax: not really. Were I to deny being born in another country, I'd be branded a sneak and a liar, constitutionally unfit for office. Thorax: But if I attest that I am native to an alien world, people will only think I'm insane...and insanity has never been an impediment to employment in the oval office. Woman: no way around it. you're a shoo in.
