9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 21, 2012
October 20, 2012
October 22, 2012
Transcript:
Advice from uncle ethel Thorax: Searching for ways to keep your ardor red hot? Write love letters entirely in homonyms. Man: Halve mi!? Leave the hottest words out-keep only the punctuation marks. Woman: ? " " .....! ! Develop a fetish for the future perfect continuous tense. Man: I'm going to have been breathing heavily on your alabaster neck! Talk in provocative anagrams. Woman; Um, my boa bent! man: Grim tiny! Establish your own language of love. Woman: what if my husband and I just want to hold hands? Thorax: in a family paper?
